• Craig Ferguson opens up about his feelings, millennial style.

    He reads his messages like I read mine. Half get tossed out as "I don't care"... and even the useless crap sometimes makes me think of something funny and I laugh at myself... and I think we have about the same number of fans.... All five or six of them. :>
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  • We used to have these in Canada in the 70's. Almost every shopping mall. Every fair had one also (when on). It's funny how old tech is all 'new and fancy' these days.

    Passport Vending Machine in Japan

    People gonna bring back the public pay-phone as well for emergencies and street safety? I wonder.
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  • More technology!
    More "laws"!


    My mind = still free.
    (and that's where it all began long ago, for all of us - funny how that keeps happening)

    If my mind is ever no longer free, there's no reason for you to exist anymore (technology, laws, everything against us, and then that leaves only us once again - funny how that keeps happening also).
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  • Not that I'm encouraging such behavior (chuckles) but I think it's funny watching freedom-loving rebellious teenagers and kids getting arrested by Satanic Baphomet worshiping dog killing wife-abusing cops for being 'bad' for lighting fire-crackers off "Before the designated day and time! (Halloween)"... I think it builds character. :> Just wait until they learn WHO (WTF?) arrested them and tried to cause them 'harm by authority'. Once the realization of the level of hypocrisy clicks in... MONSTERS THERE BE BORN!!!! Hahahahahaha! #Epic "Thanks occifur!" ^^
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  • Some old jokes...

    I was playing tennis with my friend Doug. I got really frustrated with myself. No matter how good I got I realized that I'd never be as good as a wall.

    I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2000 of something.

    Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.

    I'm against picketing... but I don't know how to show it.

    All vitamins are 'chewable', it's just most of them taste shitty.

    You can't please all the people all the time... and last night all those people were at my show.

    I like an escalator... it can't really break... it only becomes stairs. 'Sorry for the convenience'.

    They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. I tried to make it at home... they lied... there's more to it than that.

    I was at a casino and a security guard came up to me and said I had to move because I was blocking the fire exit... like as if there was a fire I wasn't going to run. If you are flammable and have legs you are never blocking a fire exit.

    I like to drink red wine. This girl says "Doesn't drinking red wine give you a headache?" I said "Yeah... eventually. But the first and middle part are amazing. I'm not gonna stop doing something because of what happens at the end. 'Mitch, do you want an apple?' 'No, eventually it'll be a core.'"

    Sometimes I think of something that's funny and I go get a pen and write it down. Or if the pen is too far away I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.

    I'm hearing too much applause... it's throwing me off... it's like you're trying to trick me into thinking I'm done.

    Thank-you to Mitch Hedberg. :>
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  • SJWs murder comedy, and then complain that comedians are "no longer even funny anymore".
    "Well, imagine my shock!"

    SNL Cancels Shane Gillis.
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  • If you were born English, Canadian, Australian or are a USA citizen (etc)... you have no excuse to not know this (even with your 'funny accents')... Cuban born on the other hand... well........... OK. This comedy bit s what it's like for someone "Not from around here" (and at least he's TRYING)... but the rest of you have no excuse for "terrible English" (especially with all this nearly FREE technology helping you every step of the way, better than any "Good wife" could ever do (Nods to the last few rare 'Good wives' out there, somewhere...)).

    #Language #Grammar #Pronunciation
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  • 5:15 *Transformation* Meme React Couch turns into Spider React Couch. LOL
    Those poor arachnophobes. I'd have picked it up and set it free outside to eat things I dislike a lot more than spiders. Also it keeps beta males away from my home. Love ya, guys, but DAMN!... Ya lost yer spines. I guess dealing with 8 foot tall Insectoids makes an itty bitty spider seem like nothing to me.

    Also: Great memes, everyone! Damn funny! ^^

    "IGHT IMMA HEAD OUT" - Meme Couch

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  • "Good news" (You know me, I'm also being dark about this)...

    We have internet at the place we ended up at, so here's a message about that... "Ooooohhh, wow." (Whatever) It's not set up well, but it seems to work for now.

    The station might work 'sometimes' but also be tweaked for a few days this week, so you know. I won't be doing anything special with it (have not in a while anyway) so it's being its usual chaotic self and choosing amazing music randomly as per its name. I love this station... best 'radio station' on Earth!

    I'm having one hell of a time adapting to all this crap here after 35 days of EXTREME STRESS while having 3-4 disabilities and no help what so ever! (Isn't life just so 'wonderful'? *Rolls eyes*) I'm taking 'drugs' just to try to sleep. (Yea, self-medication!)

    I'm an anti-social hermit so I'll leave it at that.

    And now, back to posting random news from my sources plus making fun of a collapsing civilization and the occasional funny video and of course news about crows and other superior friends. :>

    Purple Crow
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  • Pewd's is unironically addicted to Minecraft in 2019 after not wanting to become a Minecraft channel in 2015... and it's funny AF.
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