• I can't believe I used to do this as a kid at 'light speed' (as my friends used to tell me).
    He's doing this nice and slow for you. It's as boring as basic math using 'strange codes' for most of you... but look where it all led today. Working almost directly with ones and zeros was where we all began.

    C64 Turbo Assembler 34-Year-Old Bug Found & Fixed.

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  • I remember these days well. Hidden secrets on vinyl records and on ye olde floppy disks. (I was a part of that myself). :> This is a good one to watch. Enjoy the nostalgia (for those my age). The rest of you may be a little surprised at the age of this classic trick.

    35 Year-Old C64 Easter Egg Hidden On Vinyl.

    Note: I used to code in three languages in 1981-1986 and even created my own "PGP" ("CS-8") (before it was 'invented' later by Phil Zimmerman), based on my interest in the German Enigma machine.... only my version was 'computerized' and a LOT faster! Got me 'watched' as a kid. You can imagine the rest. Military "Earth father" was not happy.
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  • Some old jokes...

    I was playing tennis with my friend Doug. I got really frustrated with myself. No matter how good I got I realized that I'd never be as good as a wall.

    I like rice. Rice is great when you're hungry and you want 2000 of something.

    Every book is a children's book if the kid can read.

    I'm against picketing... but I don't know how to show it.

    All vitamins are 'chewable', it's just most of them taste shitty.

    You can't please all the people all the time... and last night all those people were at my show.

    I like an escalator... it can't really break... it only becomes stairs. 'Sorry for the convenience'.

    They say the recipe for Sprite is lemon and lime. I tried to make it at home... they lied... there's more to it than that.

    I was at a casino and a security guard came up to me and said I had to move because I was blocking the fire exit... like as if there was a fire I wasn't going to run. If you are flammable and have legs you are never blocking a fire exit.

    I like to drink red wine. This girl says "Doesn't drinking red wine give you a headache?" I said "Yeah... eventually. But the first and middle part are amazing. I'm not gonna stop doing something because of what happens at the end. 'Mitch, do you want an apple?' 'No, eventually it'll be a core.'"

    Sometimes I think of something that's funny and I go get a pen and write it down. Or if the pen is too far away I have to convince myself that what I thought of ain't funny.

    I'm hearing too much applause... it's throwing me off... it's like you're trying to trick me into thinking I'm done.

    Thank-you to Mitch Hedberg. :>
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  • The parents of these 'former trans kids' are really going to get it from friends, the public and extended family as thousands of their kids have changed their mind about being 'trans'. Child worship is STUPID. Adults are better in every way. Humans created 'censorship' as a part of child worship and child fear. This madness has to stop! Look what's happening to them! This is ridiculous. Being 'trans' under 20? Not the age for making permanent decisions about anything.

    "I Want My Gender Back.." - TEEN DE-TRANSITIONERS
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  • Mention being a vegetarian all your life and random insecure meat-eaters post passive-aggressive bitchiness and act like smug religious zealots. It's cute though, they are like teenagers; they still act like kids sometimes as they are not fully mature yet. :> Chosen #Ignorance is not a 'lifestyle'.
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  • "Judge" refuses false ILLEGAL charges by CORRUPT COPS. Well, DUH! What else do you think any rational human being would think of this crap? I'd do more than just 'refuse' the charges, if I were a judge (Non-Masonic, of course), I'd have that cop CHARGED with harassing innocent citizens and make sure that any 'payment' for bail comes from his personal paycheque and is NOT paid off using TAX DOLLARS (like they usually do).

    Man Arrested for "Obscene" Window Sticker Beats Charges!!

    Sick of the MILLIONS of sicko #BadCops everywhere! And this bastard is 'tame' by comparison to the rest of these creeps!
    Stupid god damned "little kids" argument for ADULT HUMANS TO CONSTANTLY OPPRESS EACH OTHER!!! George Carlin is RIGHT about "Child Worship". Fuck that BULLSHIT! Is this an ADULT world run by ADULTS or not?! Damned kids get in the way of EVERYTHING thanks to RETARDED ADULTS USING KIDS AS A WEAPON!!!!
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  • Science-Fiction?... Or truth?

    "Did you have fun playing this video game with me?", said Uncle Mason to their extended family member.
    "Yeah, you're better at it than I am.", said the child.
    He then pressed 'UP' 'DOWN' 'LEFT' 'RIGHT' on the controller and placed it down and watched her eyes as they looked back to the screen and found the altered image. O.O "...Why is she doing THAT.....?" A moment later the image reverts back to 'normal'.
    He looks to the screen, "Doing what?...", asks Uncle Mason as he smirks and follows her description and questioning. (You can imagine the rest).

    Hidden in code, in plain sight, for those 'in the know' and for no one else to discover. That's how they roll, only it's not just video games where they've been doing this since their inception as the world's biggest cult of Baphomet worshipers.

    Is Uncle Mason taking care of your kids right now somewhere? What buttons is he clicking while you're away? Creepy huh?

    ...and who would ever believe your 'conspiracy theories'?... Or her 'wild imagination'?
    ...And how could you ever prove it anyway, without the codes that they gladly kill to keep secret under the strictest of oaths?

    Again... Science-Fiction?... Or truth?

    (Censored pictorial evidence obtained through public resources - Oops, I guess it leaked somehow after all.) :>

    (Don't even get me started about Walt Disney...) *Sighs* (Club 33).

    Ref: "Shocking Easter Eggs in Kid Games Analyzed & Ranked"
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  • Advice for everyone who creates audio of any kind, ESPECIALLY VOICE!

    Get a fucking compressor for your AUDIO! Your voice levels are all over the fucking map and sound like shit. Compress AS YOU RECORD to digital, and then compress more after ONLY if certain clips need it. Reduce clips also as needed for BALANCE (No shocking scene change massive level shifting!). Man, this shit is almost FREE today and NO ONE has any excuse for TERRIBLE AUDIO LEVELS.

    One pissed off old dragon who's sick of you kids having EVERYTHING and sounding like CRAP when we grew up with crappy analogue gear and we all still sounded better than YOU!
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  • Humans invent machine that makes a noise that causes panic over other machines that makes noises and throw rocks. I'm not kidding. They do this to themselves. *Face palm*
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  • Quick question: Are you noticing many news stories are posted a day or two later that are exactly the same thing as if it just happened today (again)? ...Or is that just my pineal gland doing its usual thing and KNOWING things before they happen more than usual? Thanks for your reply.

    Example: News about kid being saved from falling from building (with mage) and then 3 days later the SAME image from the SAME news source posts it again as if it was 'two days ago'. WTF? There'd the 3rd day go? No, that was 3 days ago, not two, and you already posted that 3 days ago and said 'yesterday'. WTF? (etc).
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