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  • Stories from my life.

    13 year old cyberpunker kid check-mates massive jocks in school in one move.
    (Alt title: "I've never changed")

    "The law" is a mess, better to just highly disturb people directly, in person, to get them to stay away from you (peace through their fear of your unpredictability - has to be real though - no acting). :>

    Me at 13 walking up to the biggest jock in school. "I can ruin your life." He's PISSED and confused, asks me "How". Me: "I just have to tell you I'm bisexual and you beat me up before all these witnesses and then get expelled by the principal and then you never get into college and thus become a criminal and eventually get shot by cops at an early age.... Or you have to accept that I exist and this knowledge drives you completely mad because you're a fucking dumb idiotic Neanderthal. (long pause) See?" *Waves and walks off as he stands there in shock, lost about what to do, or even think* I was such a punk.

    I still am. You call me a "Shit poster" or a "Boomer" or a "Jerk"... but it's just mixed up words attempting to describe the indescribable chaos of absolute free will. No 'purpose', no 'meaning', no 'reason', just 100% free will.

    Another month at that school: Ernie (big football jock) eventually became my friend from this shit, he used to slam me into the lockers... maybe twice before I took direct action (not using "the system" that I knew was badly broken already (like EVERYTHING ELSE is as we all know by now))... so I made him my pet. He YELLED down the whole corridor once that "If anyone touches my friend Purple in a way he doesn't like I'LL KICK YOUR ASS!" That made the school newspapers. He was 'given a warning' by staff. I never had any attacked for years there. Seems he was smart enough to appreciate my gift and we had a nice mutually beneficial situation there... until I left that school.

    There was another jock who secretly loved me... How would I know? He pretended to beat me up and kept 'missing' and dragged me into the bushes... then cried about his secret confession and flattered me about my bravery. Don't worry Denny, your secret is still safe with me about what you really wanted to do for me next. *Pets your head tenderly* If only you could have come out of the closet... that stress was too much for you, and you only wanted to be free like me. You deserved better... but you never gave yourself the permission in this fearful blind dumb world of planet killers when love is all that really exists if they really wanted to be free, truly.... like me.

    Was the same at home... my 'old hood'. Had a bro. Gang of two. Big thug of a guy. Half Ukrainian half native. Knew each other since we were 7. He was huge. Dude loved my brains - saved his life a few times using only my mind. His brawn was talked about 'down town' where lots of 'stuff went down'... if you know what I mean. Cops later called him "Magic man" because they never figured out how he escaped from jail that one time - since it wasn't me, all they could do to this day is glower at me whenever we were seen together 'just hanging out'. Anyone who talked shit to me ended up with my bro messing up their.... well... their 'everything'. Hahahaha. :> ...unless it was a 'smoking cop' whom Greg had a business arrangement with. Wot?! My past room-mates involved in organized crime with crooked cops and lawyers and judges? No way! (chuckles) I've learned a lot because I started young, folks... Very young. Lived on my own since I was 16 years old - Full time job and all. Anyway...

    There's your story for the moment.

    #NoFear because #LifeIsShort anyway, whatever you do. If life is short anyway, might as well be Joe Pesci short, if you know what I mean.

    #JokerWasRight - Everything really is #Chaos because free will is love is free will.
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  • Another OCD rant brought to you by TOH LPC.

    *Watching/listening to someone's self-promoted 'high quality' content... but it's NOT*

    *Scrolling through comments - everyone's HAPPY about thier 'high quality' material... AND IT'S NOT*

    *No one's helping this person live up to their self-hyped name - shakes head and sighs hard*

    I hate seeing how shitty a certain aspect of something is and knowing what's causing it (glitch and production failure) when no one else is complaining about it because the creator of that content obviously either doesn't care at all (low-grade creator and output) or they assume their audience is too stupid to even notice or care (so why put perfume on a pig?)... and because I'm not an idiot and because I have actual skills in these areas (in such situations - even when producing 'noise art') this pisses me off - but that's just me, and I have to deal with myself, no one else. I'll survive (grumpy as usual).

    *Decides to contact another failing fake over-hyped 'creator' with some simple tech help for FREE*

    *Gets HATE MAIL reply posted in public!*

    Once the creator has been engaged and they give me GRIEF about their chosen methods..... *Growls* Fuck-you. Unless you start a musical project (or whatever) that's an obvious self-parody or parody of other over-hyped garbage or similar, don't promote yourself as 'highly skilled' or even 'amazing' or any other hyped up wordy bullshit when clearly you're anything but average! Stop talking like you're 'awesome' unless you truly are AMAZING or are a clear self-parody of people who talk that nonsense... especially if you HATE hearing that you're flawed or don't really care about your audience.

    What pisses me off the most is having contacted the creator of some messed up glitched out production, they then reply with something like "No one else has said anything (about this technical or production issue) so obviously it's all just you... (nag, bitch, whine, cry and other passive-aggressive trash for no reason other than it is obvious that their over-reaction is caused by them already knowing how crappy their creation actually is on that level)". Look! If you KNOW you're producing SHIT to begin with and one out of 1000 people call you out on it, and those odds really bother you, then DON'T PUT OUT CRAP IN THE FIRST PLACE! Take some serious constructive advice from another professional and ADAPT like a good little evolving monkey or just disable ALL comments and possible contact methods regarding your creations, OK? Don't have "CONTACT me about my amazing art!" blasted all over your pages! Then you won't keep reacting like the jerk that you really are. Accept the facts or close all communications. If you really "didn't care" then that's a whole other problem that could never be fixed through technological or production level advice anyway, and your reaction would be one of casual notice and almost no reaction at all... maybe possible interest in learning something new, but that's not likely at all. (IE: "Oh... I never noticed that before... thanks. I'll look into it, but I'm no professional so... I'll see what I can do.") That I can deal with. But to BARK at me for being as intelligent as you, and for being as SKILLED as you while you intentionally release CRAP to the world and write up self-reviews like you're some kind of "professional hero" and you seriously think you are when you're not and for being called out on that bullshit... without being an actual self-parody....... Man, that's really fucking stupid! Better action: Just don't even reply to me and turn your private contact system right OFF! Moral: Maybe you really do hate all your fans and think of them as pigs after all with all your false self-created hype. Have you ever considered being a punk or noise artist instead? Maybe you just need to end your suffering, seriously, if it's really that bad for you.

    I'm smarter than you in one really important way too... and if you figured that out you'd be happy to have been 'caught' and would want to collaborate immediately. Of course I might refuse you, but that's just my personal choice at the time. Seriously though, open yourself up to greater marketing potential - you might like the extra cash. But first, you have to stop deluding yourself with your own false hype! Cut the crap. Get some FREE technical support from your random fans who have the same skills as you (or maybe better). Did I mention it's FREE?!

    If we went back 300 years you'd be the person who lives in the bush who's still trying to play your banjo with your ass and talking about how good you are at it and how popular you are for doing so while your family considers taking you for a short walk behind the wood-shed. Heck, just go back 70 years and you're the person who's using pen and paper to write sheet music about your art and taking photos of those sheets to 'play them for people' and saying you 'sound the best' while avoiding all early recording studios (some offering FREE TIME with session musicians IN THE STUDIO WITH YOU) to finally get your sounds actually RECORDED the way they were meant to be heard by the masses, some who would actually pay you greatly for the honour (stupid and intelligent alike). What a waste!

    If you have realized what was stated here then the pattern of this message has been received... if not then maybe you're actually angry at yourself for not being able to understand what I already said after all - maybe take up a professional training course in something and grow from this... or hire a writer who'll be more honest about your creations than you are to yourself and your fans. "Average musician, average production quality, occasional glitches and bad frame rates and totally unprofessional production quality in videos, deal with it - buy it or not, the artist just does this for fun and doesn't really care either way."

    #PunkRules apply.

    Important: Just because everyone else is using the same crappy technology and also doesn't know (or care) how to use it PROPERLY doesn't mean us '1 in 1000' won't notice you doing the exact same thing! In fact, even your 'dumb' fans can tell once it's pointed out to them (comparisons), only they are so used to crap from everyone else they think it's 'normal' and 'that's the best current technology can achieve today', thus you've actually helped dumb down society like everyone else. Thanks for that!... asshole. You're NOT doing the inventors of modern technology any favours at all! And thus there's LESS decently created common gear for us to buy either! (We're stuck paying THOUSANDS for anything good anymore because they are no longer mass-produced because everyone's happy sucking on SHIT!)
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  • I really miss this late night TV show. It's half improvised, stupid, doesn't give a crap, and has punk rock humour, which makes it brilliant... Oh, and it's hosted by a Scot who used to be a drummer in a punk band. Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson. If only more YouTube shows were this awesome. It's time for me to watch every episode all the way through I think. Here's a good introduction of a few episodes to start you off.

    Description: " The Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson was something truly special. You could try to explain it, but it's something you just had to watch. There were skits. There were puppets. There was musical intros. There was a gay robot skeleton. There was not a real (tootsie-fruitsie) horse. With a rip of the prepared questions, there was the best interviews in late night television. It was truly not like any other late night show. Thank you Craig, Geoff, Secretariat and the Racist for giving us this."

    This opening and monologue. Madness. :> A cat? LOL
    Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson 4/8/2013 Max Greenfield, Debbie Reynolds.

    Some of the best zany and raw interviews ever recorded. Guess who makes a surprise appearance. Robin Williams! ^^
    Craig Ferguson & Robin Williams - Tweetmail Nov 2011

    And again... These opening moments are ridiculously edgy and stupid. :> Puppets talking with random members of the audience brought on stage? LOL
    Late Late Show with Craig Ferguson 4/15/2011 Robin Wright, Dan Riskin

    These openings! The last show is a great one. :>
    Also says a lot about the history if you missed it.
    Craig Ferguson Show Final Episode 19 December 2014 Jay Leno

    So many episodes to get through. Heck, I might as well get the whole show somewhere, every single episode. I could watch them all for years many times over and still laugh.

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  • Now that's the way to do it! Fuck the damned system! Obey to the point of 'committing another crime', because the entire system is RIGGED AGAINST US ALL! And how exactly is having a body a 'crime' anyway?! That's fucking BULLSHIT and YOU KNOW IT! The next thing humans will proclaim is 'ilegal' is having to take a shit in your own home!

    Woman strips naked in Walmart to prove she didn’t steal.

    Her punk level boldness is worth marrying... and I'm against marriage. That's a woman that I know would have my back (for once).

    #Joker open to applications from potential #HarleyQuinn candidates.
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  • Cyberpunk ambient soundscore for your mind.

    Warm analogue bass, textural soundspaces and cinematic build ups combine for a unique look into the future of mankind.

    "Early Spring 2074.

    Some say the old days were different. Before cybernetics and the transhumanist revolution. Before the megacorps bought us and our nations, our hopes and our dreams. People back then did not live, work, eat and sleep their lives away within the towering megacorp arcologies. These days only the lucky do so.

    Before the megacorps developed the semantic networks, there were us - soulless prototypes with imprinted memories and so cybernetically enhanced that we verge ever on cyber-psychosis. Due to our post-human DNA, programmed for resilience, we work and live in areas where Humans cannot - like Sector 417. A quarantined and irradiated zone where we protect and maintain the filtration, power and sewage systems of the Mega-City. The nuclear fallout from the conflicts of the 50's is mostly cleaned up thanks to us, though you would never know it.

    Water is scarce, and the first war over it is already brewing. We see, but lack the capacity to care. The word Humanity now feels on the tongue like some long-lost dream. A vision of freedom and serenity, turned to coarse sand on our pallets.

    We see the riots from up here, red smoke and gunfire as anti-transhumanist chants peal through the city. Humans that are disenfranchised, without value in a new world where semantic networks connect the soulless, making them smarter and more effective. What is a single brain compared to thousands? Sometime recently we diverged from the evolutionary path of the many, and now seem land-locked into evolving into a single mind. A single mind at war with itself and all of creation. A single mind ready to disembowel itself to cut the cancer out.

    To cut us out."
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  • You can't get more punk than this idea! Free brutally honest digital spray paint graffiti for the masses! Use ANYWHERE!

    Something HUGE Just Change the Internet in a MASSIVE Way!! & CNN Can't Stop It!
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  • Tell Beto we will burry him before our Constitution!!!! Asshat liberal punks
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  • The spirit blade of separation between oblivion and eternity.

    Do you fold when things get really tough in order to survive, to live to fight another day, or do you just go wild, no holes barred, and would rather risk going down in flames and leap wildly into whatever comes next, win or lose, because in that moment you have never felt more alive when so close to a form of death (or even death itself)? That very line of action and reaction defines people so swiftly in those intense moments more than any other events ever possibly could - these are life defining moments, a separation of the wheat from the chaff, a blade that swiftly slashes a us and divides us between oblivion or eternity. No one can know what that means unless they've lived it, and only you, yourself know the truth of your nature... hopefully... if and when they days have arrived in your own life. I know me, all too well... and I know when I'm making a planned orchestrated move versus how I truly feel and why I do or did such and for what reasons I decided at the time. I greatly prefer my most natural self to playing any games of any kind... but that's the very side of me that people most fear, dread, try their best to avoid... or love with a passion and fire almost beyond their own description. If I were a drug, I'd be the one you never start with, but could very well be the one you end with. :> Here's to the fearless rebel punk spirits of all dimensions within the multiverse, you most dangerous independent self-sovereign souls. Cheers. :>
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  • What a punk. LOL
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